Hello, and welcome one and all to my website. It is about me. Woohoo! Anywhom, here you will find some stuff about me (boring), some stuff about guitars (interesting), and some parallax scrolling (exciting!).

To be honest, there's probably, no, definitely  better things on the internet to be miserably wasting your precious little lifespan on, but I'm honoured you chose me. If you didn't choose me and you're here by accident, then go away. You're consuming my bandwidth, you greedy pile of greed.

Oh and for god's sake, DO NOT visit the JimBob link at the side. Ever. It uses no CSS. None. If it were a song, it would be called 'The Grimmest Parts of Web Design'. If you value your retinas: don't. Visit. That. Link. Ever. You have been warned...